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Rajat Thakur: Forced Engineer with a MIC

Data engineer and stand-up comedian. I analyse the human condition one punchline at a time — jokes about code reviews, corporate Slack threads, life, politics, drama. All tables of life joined with primary key of humour.

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The Corporate Fusion

Rajat Thakur delivering a tech and workplace humor keynote

Part keynote, part roast of your org chart. I bring comedy timing and engineering logic to corporate stages — talks that make Slack outages, standups, and sprint planning actually funny.

  • Tech & Workplace Humor keynotes
  • Offsite closers & conference breaks
  • Custom sets built from your team's internal jokes
  • Clean, corporate-safe material (mostly)
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Testimonials

"Great employee, so we had him fired."

Ex Manager

"AI will not take his job, his jokes will. People laugh more and work less. Increasing happiness but decreasing productivity."

Current Manager
Innovate Solutions Business Broadcast Co. Global Corp